Weekends, March 3 – March 19: 
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.  Lawrence Jameson makes his lavish living by talking rich ladies out of their money. Freddy Benson more humbly swindles women by waking their compassion with fabricated stories about his grandmother’s failing health. After meeting on a train, they attempt to work together only to find that this small French town isn’t big enough for the two of them. They agree on a settlement: the first one to extract $50,000 from a young female target, heiress Christine Colgate, wins and the other must leave town. A hilarious battle of cons ensues that will keep you laughing, humming and guessing to the end.  Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku.  Fridays & Saturdays, 7:30 p.m.; Sunday Matinees 3 p.m.  For tickets and information visit http://mauionstage.com/.